Top 10 Funny But True Quotes

The funniest way of telling the truth is what this post is about. This post list some of the best funny but true quotes online, so feel free to read and get ready for some minutes of hearty chuckle and cackle.

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Top 10 Funny But True Quotes

“It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.”
― Grace Hopper


“Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.”
― Helen Rowland


“Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.”
― Anthony Trollope


“The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.”
― Mignon McLaughlin


“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
― Rita Rudner


“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.”
― George Burns


“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”
― Richard Jeni


“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
― Charles Wadsworth


“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
― Socrates

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